1. |
Fat Elvis
04:09
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2. |
The Listening
03:44
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3. |
Power
03:48
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4. |
I Married a Man
04:03
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I Married a Man
by AK
I married a man
it wasn't part of the plan
met her in Brakpan
had tea with her gran.
She wouldn't let me explore
when I asked for more
she said we should wait
so we set a wedding date.
Chorus
I married a man
I married a man
it wasn't part of the plan
but I married a man.
Gave up cigarettes
to buy her wedding dress
gave her half of my shares
that took years to collect.
To compound deceit
the wedding kiss was so sweet
her size 14 feet
were somehow discreet
Repeat chorus
To have and to hold (I do, I do)
until death do us part (I do, I do)
this band of gold
is a chain on my heart
'cos I married a man!
Imagine my shock
when up her frock
an eager hand did creep
in our honeymoon suite.
What I found there
caused my despair
it was lumpy and long
inside a leather thong.
I married a man
I married a man
My Hendrietta is an oke
called Stan...
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5. |
Long Dark Road
02:39
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6. |
Dillon
03:55
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7. |
Sugardaddy
04:37
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Sugardaddy
by AK
Stepping out of the surgeon's with plastic
improvements looking fantastic
size triple E
as big as can be
no mistaking boy she looked a treat.
She set her sights on a Daddy
with five million or so in the bank ("Yeah!")
Putting it straight he was at Heaven's gate
and didn't have much Tiger left in his tank.
Chorus
"Sugardaddy I love you so
Sugardaddy don't you know
that you rock my world, I am your girl,
now sign this will before you go
just sign this will before you go."
Sugardaddy was on his deathbed
she told he'd have his own nurse
she'd always be there
with tender loving and care
to chauffeur him
in his own hearse.
Squeezin' into her nurse's outfit
clearly two sizes too small
she undid her top
not too much, just enough
to reveal what would be Daddy's fall.
Repeat chorus
"Show me your love
give me your hand
look but don't touch
there's a good man.
Show me your love
forever be mine
you'll get just reward
after you sign."
"You rock my world, I am your girl
now sign the dotted line,
just sign the dotted line!"
The story worked out as she planned it
she's running around town with her bandit
the coroner said
when the blood rushed from his head
Sugardaddy's sweet heart
couldn't stand it.
Repeat chorus
Death by boobs ain't a bad way to go...
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Andrew Kay Mbombela, South Africa
Andrew Kay is a singer and songwriter located in Mbombela South Africa, exploring rich avenues of expression through satire, folk, blues, indie and rock, with a South African feel. Andrew is a guitarist, music teacher and performer. He writes all of his songs on the guitar, and is busy on his second solo album Sweet Like a Lemon. Contact him on 082 456 2726 or email andrewkay97@yahoo.com ... more
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